Not Me Monday

I did not walk into my screen door yesterday. That is so elementary school.

I do not write things down on my to do list that I have already done just so I can have the satisfaction of seeing them checked off.

I do not get a little bit annoyed when I am coloring with my children and they want to color on my picture. I mean, come on, I am 28 years old and the mom. Talk about elementary school.

I did not allow my children to have pizza rolls for dinner this week. More than once. Of course not. We always eat a healthy well-balanced meals around here...full of whole grains, fruits and veggies, and lean proteins =)

I am never absentminded. Therefore, I did not put conditioner in my hair before shampooing in the shower yesterday. And I definitely did not forget to put the cheese in Ella's grilled cheese sandwich. And I certainly did not wash my darks and whites together and now have some lovely pink (used to be white) pants and t shirts.

Nope. Not me.

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