The Ideal Pastor has the following qualities:
- Hair - One side crew cut for youthfullness and the other side grey for experience.
- Split Personality - Half is business like, other half is artistic, idealistic and dramatic
- Ear - To hear all gossip, grumblings, complaints, etc.
- Radar Mind - To detect and know of every possible disturbance, illness, and problem.
- Automatic Mind - To produce 4 lively, original messages each week - deep enough to be new and shallow enough to entertain.
- File Cabinet Mind - With the following files:
- Full record of all Bible knowledge
- Full record of all popular knowledge
- Full record of the names of every member, guest, visitor, etc.
- Thousands of ideas for progam ideas available at a moments notice.
- Right arm - Spring wound to lead music, shake hands, lend helping hand to all members, committees, and classes, etc.
- Check Valve - To insure against all mistakes and forgetting.
* Available only with the Ideal Preacher's Wife!