Not Me Monday

I did not take great pride in the fact that I went to the library with all four kids all by MYSELF last week.

And I did not consider it a highly successful trip because I remembered to return all books and movies, all four kids behaved, and we picked out a whole new selection of books and movies to return home with.

I certainly did not just glance at Ella's selections of movies and ok them without really looking at them.

Ahem.

Of course not. I am much more diligent than that.

Therefore I would not assume that a PBS documentary dvd with a picture of safari animals on the front would be just that...a PBS documentary on safari animals.

Ahem.

And it would not turn out to be a PBS documentary on the mating practices of safari animals.

And of course I would catch this before it was watched. Of course.

Ahem.

Oh no. Not me.