Monday, November 5, 2012
Not Me Monday
My husbands first sentence to me this morning wasn't this: "They say you are what you eat. Well, I certainly don't remember eating a sexy beast?"
He has not made me laugh every single day of the 9 1/2 years we've been married.
I did not lock my daughter out of the house, unknowingly...for, um, more than a couple minutes.
Said daughter was not traumatized.
I do not have a son who has decided it is funny to end every sentence with the phrase ..."like a baby girrrlllll"
I was not thoroughly irritated at hearing this phrase for the 714th time in one afternoon.
Therefore, I did not start calling him a baby girrrrllll.
I never resort to immature and childish tactics in my parenting that don't elicit the desired response anyways.
Never.
I have not overburdened my middle class children with an oppressive candy tax and stripped them of all their chocolate.
I am not ecstatically excited for the election to be over tomorrow because it means I might be able to get on facebook and start liking people again.
Nope.
Not me.
And you DID NOT cause me to break my media fast (7) because "Not Me Monday" is something I always look forward to!
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