I am not pregnant. Therefore I am not forcing a peanut butter sandwhich down my throat in hopes of warding off another round of puking. An...

Ok, now that I have everyone's attention with that title, I need to let everyone know that I am not Jenn. I am her adoring and adorable ...

She is here! 8lbs and awesome! Mom and baby are doing great, Daddy is probably going to cry at any minute.

Mother, O Mother, come shake out your cloth, Empty the dustpan, poison the moth, Hang out the washing, make up the bed, Sew on a button an...

you can have your roses and chocolates. or your you tube proposals around the fountain with 30 of yo...