not me monday

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I did not step on a cockroach barefoot when going to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
(that would be disgusting)

And I am not so accustomed to the nasty but ever present things that I didn't even react.
(that would be unbelievable)

My two year old does not come to me and proudly announce "it dead" after killing a roach/ant/spider/some other disgusting crawly bug.
(that would be bad parenting)

My husband did not chase around a terrified screaming friend with a dangling cockroach from his hand.
(that would be mean)

Nope. Never happened. Not us.
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