I did not ignore a "Mommy I have to go potty" request just because I was at the farthest opposite side of the bathroom in the biggest store in the world and I just needed to get one more thing.
Therefore I did not discover it was too late by the time we made it.
And I definitely am always prepared for these kind of incidents and had the appropriate equipment to deal with it.
And so I did not just throw away the evidence and allow my child to go around commando the rest of the shopping trip.
And of course it goes without saying that I did not lose my cool at any time during this occurrence.
Yep. Never happened. Not me.