I do not bribe my children with m&m's in order to enhance their smiles for our annual Christmas photo.
I never resort to bribing.
And I certainly never resort to creating a whitewashed reality of our family in this annual Christmas photo.
I mean, really, who cares if Ella picks her nose or wants to include her barbies in the photo.
Who cares if Ezra is eating a banana and wearing his pink and green blankie like a turban on his head.
Who cares if Jeremiah is wearing that pair (you all know the ones I'm talking about) of red soccer shorts for the photo.
Who cares if I am in sweats with no make up on and my hair in a ponytail. Forgot my real bra too.
Not me. Oh no.
Definitely not me.