I did not walk into my bathroom this week and find Ezra...um...
I did not walk into my bathroom this week and find Ezra...well...
(If I say it fast maybe it makes it sound better?!)
Then again, it doesn't matter how bad it sounds, because it didn't happen.
And I most certainly didn't freak out and say something really really (really) stupid that then spurned a whole host of questions I am just not ready to answer yet to my FOUR YEAR OLD SON.
Oh please, tell me it didn't happen.