not me monday

I did not walk into my bathroom this week and find Ezra...um...

I did not walk into my bathroom this week and find Ezra...well...

IdidnotwalkintomybathroomthisweekandfindEzratryingtomakemusiccomeoutofausedfeminineproductapplicator.Withhismouth.Onthewrong(ohsoverywrong)end.

(If I say it fast maybe it makes it sound better?!)

Then again, it doesn't matter how bad it sounds, because it didn't happen.

And I most certainly didn't freak out and say something really really (really) stupid that then spurned a whole host of questions I am just not ready to answer yet to my FOUR YEAR OLD SON.

Oh please, tell me it didn't happen.

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