Jeremiah did not (did not!) cry during the movie "Up" this weekend.
He always chooses healthy breakfast options for his children and would never ever let them gorge themselves on sausage links.
Jeremiah would never argue with his wife over trivial matters like blog posts. Nope.
Not even once.
He would never threaten to throw a phone against a tree just so he could get a new one.
He did not get into an unexplainable bad mood over the weekend and blame it (really) on a brain tumor. Of course not.
No. Not him.
Not my Jeremiah.
Care to share anything your husband never does?