My boys always make it in the toilet. And therefore, they would never have such an extreme miss as to get their underwear, pants, socks, shoes, bathroom rug, and toilet paper roll...sopping wet.
And of course they would never just ignore the mess and allow the next child to walk all in it and proceed to traipse it all through the house.
Not my boys.
I did not lose a library movie.
And I have not renewed it the maximum amounts allowed.
And I am definitely not contemplating sending my almost five year old daughter to be the one to face the music and tell the Librarian.
Oh no. Not me.
(I really hope you don't remember the story of the gingerbread man.)