While eating at Ihop on Friday I did not get so distracted by the size of my waiters biceps that I put my straw into my coffee instead of my water and then laughed the awkward laugh when I realized what I'd done.
And I was definitely not with Jeremiah when that happened.
And he definitely did not get (slightly) jealous.
I did not teach my kids to go for the "good" candy while trick or treating.
And I most certainly would never just call the day a wash on the nutritional front and allow my kids to eat candy as their dinner.
And I would never ever steal from my kids hard earned stash. After they went to bed.
I did not get a speeding ticket last week. I never speed. Ever.
So, it wouldn't be my second speeding ticket in one year.
Cause, remember, I don't speed.
Or get distracted by other men's biceps.
Nope. Not me.
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Jesus follower. After that I'm happily married, mom to four, homeschooler, traveler, photographer, and never one to turn down a good cup of coffee.
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4 comments:
You always make me laugh! Glad to know someone else "DOESN'T" do those things!;)
looking forward to tonight (secretly hoping you have changed the menu to candy for tonight's dinner as well!!!)
oh dear, i love everything about you.
His biceps where kinda big...
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