1) Your toes become amazingly dexterous at picking up fallen objects on the floor.
2) When turning over in bed involves three points.
3) Peeing in the cup at the doctors office is a blind guess.
4) When you shut your belly in the dryer door. Or the dishwasher.
5) Putting on your underwear is a VERY risky maneuver.
6) Every and all outings are planned around where the bathrooms are.
7) You can put a 12 year old boy to shame with your burps.
8) When your husband has to sleep on the accent pillows because you've confiscated all the others.
9) When your above mentioned husband doesn't even complain about sleeping on accent pillows for fear of sending you into a crying fit.
10) When you continuously mow over your toddler because your belly blocked your vision line of him.
and a Saturday bonus...
11) When you dress your kids in their winter pajamas so that you can set the AC down to a comfortable level at night...for yourself.
Any you'd like to add?....