1) You tell your husband his breath is making you want to throw up =)
2) You feel bad for saying that...but instead of apologizing you...
3) Send him to the grocery store (at 10pm!) for some cottage cheese and celery, which all of a sudden sound like the best combination in the world!
Thankfully, my sweet husband just takes this all in stride and laughs at me.
I am a blessed woman!
p.s. you might want to pray for him over the next few weeks =)