1) Give Mommy a fat lip - CHECK!
2) Give Mommy a bloody nose - CHECK!
3) Give Mommy a goose egg on her head - CHECK!
4) Look extremely contrite and cute afterward so she won't get mad at me - CHECK CHECK!
In all fairness to Ezra, these incidents were all accidents.
Three separate accidents. In the same day.
Perhaps a mommy-helmet would be a good investment for me?
I think this one is cute:
But, this one would probably provide more practical protection: