My son did not break a library dvd by "accidentally" rolling it down the basement stairs.
And I did not order a replacement dvd off of amazon for $5 rather than pay the $20 the library charges.
And I did not write DCL (durham co library) in tiny little letters on the dvd to mimic the original dvd so that no one would ever know.
And I do not justify this deception by knowing there are less scratches on the one I bought than the original one. That makes it ok. Right? Right.
Not that it ever happened of course.
Nope. Not my son.
And definitely not me.