The Ideal Pastor

According to a 1960's tongue in cheek cartoon...

The Ideal Pastor has the following qualities:

• Hair - One side crew cut for youthfullness and the other side grey for experience.
• Split Personality - Half is business like, other half is artistic, idealistic and dramatic
• Ear - To hear all gossip, grumblings, complaints, etc.
• Radar Mind - To detect and know of every possible disturbance, illness, and problem.
• Automatic Mind - To produce 4 lively, original messages each week - deep enough to be new and shallow enough to entertain.
• File Cabinet Mind - With the following files:

1. Full record of all Bible knowledge
2. Full record of all popular knowledge
3. Full record of the names of every member, guest, visitor, etc.
4. Thousands of ideas for progam ideas available at a moments notice.

• Right arm - Spring wound to lead music, shake hands, lend helping hand to all members, committees, and classes, etc.
• Check Valve - To insure against all mistakes and forgetting.

Note: Duplicate is desirable so he can be more than one place at a time.
* Available only with the Ideal Preacher's Wife!

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